I know this seems a strange section, it's for all the correspondence I have received from pets themselves. It's just for fun and yes, everything that appears in this section is genuine and has been received by us.

This is an e-mail we received from Jet a working cocker spaniel just after his owners adopted Amber from Fendrove.
Hello Jackie, it's Jet.
I have taken over the pooter while them oomans are busy watching Amber.
I was sitting here with me ed in me paws wondering why me......... What did I do................
That Amber stands with her paws in me food bowl so I can't fit me ed in and eat me dinner.
She has taken over my cumfy spot next to my girl masters bed. She makes loads of noise and is always trying to get me in trouble with the oomans by squeeking, yapping and groanin when I play, but she is the one who starts it and I don't urt her, I just wanna play.
She attacks me and runs under the sofa and woofs at me until I go over to see what we are defending, then she bites my paws and nose and plays dirty, cause I can't even get my ed under there. Dad ooman said it is like watching a game of ungry hippos as her ed pops out bites me and goes back under, but she uses my nose as the ball. If I walk away she chases me and woofs and pounces at me and growls and bites me Jackie, it's just not fair. She is a big bully. Then she sits and looks all coote and everyone says aahhhh.
If I get a toy to play with, she comes and takes it away and it doesn't matter if I let her have that one and get an uver one cause she takes that too.
If I jump up to sit/sleep on the ooman day bed down stairs she stands and squeeks until them oomans put her up and sit with her. She starts biting my paws and yapping in my ear and Mum tells me off if I start playing on the day bed. Life is soooooooooo stressful now.
All the boy and girl oomans friends come and cuddle Amber and tell her how lovely she is, but they don't know, she is a ooligan in coote clothin.
I would pack my spotted ankie on me stick with me bones in, but Mummy ooman has taken them all away in case I fight over them, but I think she ment Amber. Besides I don't think she is staying long as she is tunnelling out of the garden and has made a big ole, but I think Mummy ooman wants her to take her time as I tried to elp her dig it out cwicker yesterday and Mum told me off, just because she was in the ole.
Not sure if she was Tarzan in a previous life cause she keeps anging off the branches of the tree. I reckon she either wanted to be a black and tan girl, or she has been reading doggie beauty tips about mud masks, but she is always coming in from the garden covered in mud and as soon as the oomans brush her and clean her she goes and puts her mud pack on again. I told her, she wants a coat like mine, black is always in fashion and it doesn't show the mud, so Mum don't know I ave been diggin unless she catches me or see's the ole. But I am now gonna look innocent and point my paws at her now. (snigger)
So I wanna thank you for sending her here, taking away my peace and trankquillity I no longer have anything to call me own and as soon as I figure out how to use the phone I am ringing the shelter!
Woofs and licks
Jet x

This is an e-mail I received from Boston, who can be seen on the homed pets picture page - glad your being spoilt Boston
Hi Jackie,
Just a note to say that I am having a fab time, I am sooo spoilt and everyone loves me sooo much! I’m not too sure about my lead, I go to the park every day but I wont walk with my lead on !! Ohhh Jackie, you should see them, they carry me to the park, and back again, I love running in the fields once they have taken the silly thing off though!!! I have got mummy to attach a few pics of me, I will write again soon, send my love to everyone at the farm,
Love from
Boston xxx

This e-mail was received from Bubba who sent this after a visit to Jackie for a hair cut - Bubba you do look handsome now
Hi Jackie
I just wanted to send you this little letter (with my mummys help) to say
thank you for my first haircut! I had a wicked day out at yours meeting all the other dogs again. It felt a bit funny for a start when I had my fur trimmed but now, with the hot weather it is soooooo much better, especially when I go into my swimming pool (well its a big paddling pool really according to daddy but as I am a puppy I call it my swimming pool !). I ust love my mummy and daddy so much as they are always fussing me and treating me. They bought me a special easter eg just for puppies, my sister Fudge (she's a cat) was so jealous that my egg
was chocolate and hers was catnip, and then this week they have bought me a huge new doggy blaket with blue paw prints on and even more new toys!!! I am so spoiled!
Since I have had my hair cust I am getting even more cuddles, if that is
possible and lots lots more fuss - which I love - and I know that the dog
next door is so jealous as i look so much better than him now!
Anyway, bye for now and I will come and visit again soon
Bubba xxxxxxx
PS I will get mummy to send you some more pictures of me

This is an e-mail from Penny C entitled My first day out - bless
Hi Jackie,
Thought you would like to hear about my first day out.I started with the method of spreading all my legs out and 'Belly Surfing' ,I surfed down the drive,I surfed round the corner at one point a had collected so many leaves that when Jo turned round she couldn't see my face. She then picked me up crossed the road opened a big gate and said 'we can play in the park now' I thought great 'MORE belly surfing' and did so three more times round the park(at which point Jo said you win ) and we headed home. When Jo closed the gate I jumped to my feet, and do you know its much easier using my feet than belly surfing (who would have believed it) so we walked up the road (Jo said how good I was) (which of course I knew).Anyhow I had a great day and was told we're going out again tomorrow Yippee.
Love
Penny C,Jo & Alex

This is an e-mail from Molly - love and licks back to you Molly
Dear Jackie,
I have just been to have a bath and trim and my mummy says I look nice and smell better - I quite enjoyed it and the lady said I was a good dog.
On Saturday we are going on holiday to a place called Wharfedale in Yorkshire - my first holiday with my new owners. I am looking forward to it as Mummy says there will be lots of nice walks. They are going to take lots of photos of me and I expect they will send you some. My mistress says thank you for sending the petlog form and vaccination certificate and says she has dealt with same.
I will contact you again after my holiday when I am going to start school whatever that is!
Love and licks,
Molly

This is an e-mail from Alfie, telling me all about his antics
Hi Jackie,
Just writing to let you know how I am doing. I like these humans they kiss and cuddle me all day then I get into the Big Bed at night and I let them snuggle me. I have grown and grown since you last saw me I have legs like a Girrafe and I become more handsome each day (so theses silly humans tell me). I settled in well with my new black mammy Mollie she was a bit grumpy at first (well she is old you know) but I soon won her around with my charm!!! I am having a problem with my teeth at the moment I don't seem to be able to control them and I bite everybody and everything in site and when the humans tell me off I just look at them with my big brown eyes and my lonnnnnng eye-lashes and they let me do it some more. I visited the Vet who gave me full marks for everything but I did cry when my Mammy let the Vet stick a needle in me. I'm off to spend the day with Hector tomorrow oh we doo love each other and have such fun he is very gentle with me for such a big boisterous boy, and I enjoy biting his back legs soooo much. Well I'm off for my tea now but I'll write soon.
Love Alfie and the Gang xxxxxx


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